Almost kena jailed thanks to my friend

by Who's That Pokemon! 30th December 2015, 11:43 am

Last night, I met a friend, Simon, for dinner. He suggested to eat at Geylang area, which I agreed. After dinner, my friend said he wanted to take a walk around geylang, as walking would aid in digestion. I told him okay, as we had a very heavy dinner. So we proceeded to take a stroll along the lane.

My friend suddenly stopped outside a coffee shop along Lorong 16. I was curious and asked him why did we stop here all of a sudden, and he replied that he's actually going to meet someone to pass something important. I didnt think much about it and just waited with him. Simon then took out a stick of cigarette and lit it, he asked if I could help him carry the plastic bag on his hands as he wants to smoke. I reluctantly agreed and asked him to hurry up.

As Simon was puffing away, I asked him how long are we going to wait here for the person, and he replied "Dont worry la bro, at most around 10 minutes nia". "HUH, so long ah?! Like that I go pang sai first!", I exclaimed, and quickly chionged to the toilet.

In the midst of my "big business", there was a sudden loud banging on my cubicle door, "OI POLICE, OPEN UP NOW!". Of course I was taken aback, I hurriedly forced the last piece of poop out of my anus, before opening door. I was greeted by a guy in police uniform standing outside, "WHY I KNOCKED SO MANY TIMES THEN YOU ANSWERED! HUH,WHAT WERE YOU DOING INSIDE!". I nervously replied "So-Sorry Sir.....I was just pa-pa-passing motion. Anything...I can help?".

Everything was so sudden, I was instructed to put my hands against the wall and not to move, as they did a thorough check on my body. When the officer reached his hands around my thighs, he suddenly pulled a plastic bag out of my pocket, took a quick glance at the contents and shouted "WHAT IS THIS?! DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE JAILED FOR LIFE FOR CARRYING THIS!".

At this moment, I suddenly knew what was going on and what was in the bag that my friend had told me to hold for him. I quickly thought of something to convince the police that it was not mine, "Umm...sir, actually this is not mine. Everytime I tried flushing it down the toilet bowl, it would magically appear in my pocket again". Upon hearing that, the officer raised his voice again "FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! YOU THINK IM A 3 YEAR OLD?!".

I took a deep breath and calmly replied "Sir, I can prove it to you, if you want". The officer smirked and said "Go ahead, show it to me. Or you can prepare to clean your backside and go in to squat soon". I immediately took the packet of drugs and dumped it inside the toilet bowl and flushed it. After a good 10 seconds, the water finally settled and cleared, so was the entire packet of drugs.

This time the officer gave me a confident look and said "Now show me what's in your pocket lor!". I gave him a blur look and asked "Huh? Show for what?". He angrily replied "FOR THE MAGICAL PACKET OF DRUGS LAH, YOU DONT PLAY PUNK WITH ME, FUCKER". I smirked and replied "Huh drugs? What drugs?", and slowly walked out of the toilet.

When I met up with my Simon after the incident, I gave him a good wallop.