Man puts all his former girlfriends in a single WhatsApp group chat
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Man puts all his former girlfriends in a single WhatsApp group chat
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Merry ex-mas to you, too! Man puts all his former girlfriends in a single WhatsApp group chat to send festive greetings (what could possibly go wrong?)
- Man named Tom decided to wish his ex-girlfriends a Merry Christmas
- Drunkenly set up a group chat and added all four of his former partners
- For three of them, unsurprisingly, message went down like a lead balloon
- But one ex found it funny - and even agreed to go for a drink with Tom
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By Keiligh Baker for MailOnline
Published: 22:44 EST, 30 December 2015 | Updated: 02:59 EST, 31 December 2015
For many men the idea of speaking to just one ex-girlfriend fills them with fear, but this foolhardy Lothario decided to initiate a conversation with four of them - all at the same time.
With a tot of Dutch courage to see his plan through, a British man named Tom decided to send a group message to four of his ex-girlfriends in order to wish them a drunken 'Merry EX-mas'.
Unsurprisingly the WhatsApp conversation was in turns awkward, hilarious and full of recriminations - but it also featured an unexpected twist which may lead to an unlikely happy ending.
With a tot of dutch courage to see his plan through, a British man named Tom decided to send a group message to four of his ex-girlfriends in order to wish them a drunken 'Merry EX-mas'
For two of the ex-girlfriends the conversation went down like a lead balloon. One left the conversation in disgust without saying a word.
But one of them found the entire exchange hilarious - and even ended up agreeing to go on a date with brazen Tom.
He began the unusual conversation with a rather cheeky opener: 'Merry Christmas girls I just thought you might want to share some memories of me with each other as am lonely this year and miss the lot of ya [sic].'
'I just thought I wanna get you all together in a group and say thanks for spending parts of your life with me even if it was a long time or a short time Bella lol.'
For many young men the idea of speaking to just one ex-girlfriend fills them with fear, but this foolhardy young man decided to initiate a conversation with four of them - all at the same time
Ex-girlfriend Gemma wrote back 'wow' but Bella was a little more frank in her response: 'F*** off Tom, seriously. You really are a f****** disgusting p****.'
At that point ex-girlfriend Lisa left the chat without making a comment.
Bella added: 'Do you really think this is funny? Putting me in a group with a girl I know you f****** slept with while we were together?!'
At this point ex-girlfriend Steph chimes in: 'Ok woah pet think what you want but Tom said you weren't together after the holiday coz you f**** it.'
An incensed Bella replies: 'We were together 'pet' and Tom just lied to you like he does to everyone. He's a f****** pig.'
At this point Tom decides to set the record straight and writes: 'Erm no Bella we weren't together coz you went back up to Brid and just f***** me off and I sent you a message saying we were over.'
Unsurprisingly the conversation was in turns awkward, hilarious and full of recriminations - but it also ended with an unexpected twist which may lead to an unlikely happy ending
An outraged Bella has clearly had enough and vehemently replies: 'ON FACEBOOK WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I NEVER F****** CHECK YOU P****.'
With the entire conversation descending into farce Gemma mentions how hilarious she is finding the exchange, prompting an enraged Bella to direct her wrath at her: 'And who the f*** are you!?!?!?'
But an unruffled Gemma replies: 'Me n Tom were together in school but we're still mates find ur chill love.'
Tom, who is clearly enjoying himself, adds: 'I just wanted to wish you all merry Christmas and Bella you've ruined it all again.'
After a few more choice swear words on their parts an indignant Bella and Steph leave the conversation, leaving just a tipsy Tom and Gemma left in the conversation.
Tom wrote: 'Well that went well. How's things Gem? Fancy a drink?'
Gemma replies: 'I was a bit s*** until this convo - my nan passed away just before Christmas so I could do with a drink" When you you fancy it? xx.'
Since it was shared on the Lad Bible's Facebook page the messages have been liked more than 30,000 times and shared by 7,000 people.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378743/Man-puts-former-girlfriends-group-chat-send-festive-greetings.html
Anyone here satki enough to group-chat your exes ???
fat_boyz- Moi ish noob
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Sibei satki but I think I will be murdered
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for most edmwers if they try this there will only be cricket sounds
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I will be ownself message ownself if i do this.
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how do i put 2d girls on whatsapp?
Lilith_the_Hentai_king- ATBCPJHJ !!!!!!!!!
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Jin satki this ang mo, ish gotch balls.
No wonder sinkie males are always foreveralone.
Moi ish inspired.
No wonder sinkie males are always foreveralone.
Moi ish inspired.
MisterLazer- Siambu cpjhj !!!!!!!!!!
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my left and right hand no whatsapp
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woah... we have a badass here!!
I would do that! But i have no exes...
I would do that! But i have no exes...
我是大炮仙!- Siambu cpjhj !!!!!!!!!!
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Btw, Bella sounds like a b!tch.........
fat_boyz- Moi ish noob
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tough to imagine anyone will do that without alcohol
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Cb i tot stomp pig also migrate here
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Nevereatrice. wrote:Cb i tot stomp pig also migrate here
STOMP will plagiarize this 3 days later.....
fat_boyz- Moi ish noob
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Satki mens
No chance to do
Got zero gf
No chance to do
Got zero gf
Flexamoria- Siambu cpjhj !!!!!!!!!!
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If I am not married yet, I would try it!!
All 4 of them would be a hoot. Wonder who would be the last one "not leaving" the chat!
All 4 of them would be a hoot. Wonder who would be the last one "not leaving" the chat!
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Go straight to the point, jio all out for a foursome or fivesome..
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