[AMDK vs Sinkie] Share your views!!

Amdk join sleague youth team = future football star, pursue his dream, know what he want and do against the norm, determine and inspiring character for sinkie

Sinkie join sleague youth team = future loser of the society, confirm ish from pnh, low educated hence pursue sport as a career, no future, destine for failure, typical loser sinkie character

To conclude amdk

Amdk ride bicycle: Environmentally conscious, keeping fit.
Sinkie ride bicycle: No money to buy car, poor shit, do not date this kind.

AMDK who comes to Asia = loser, CMI.

AMDK tries hoverboard: hip, cool, trendy, trendstarter.
Sinkie tries hoverboard: so old still act like kid, deprived of childhood, childish, see also wanna smack his head.

BASED ON REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES!

AMDK travels alone overseas: courageous, independent, knows how to relax, soul searching.
Sinkie travels alone overseas: omg serious? joker right? CSB? loser ah, no friends, pathetic, foreveralone.

AMDK first time use chopsticks: amusing, cool, willing to learn.
Sinkies first time use chopsticks: loser, disgrace, waste time.

AMDK wears Rolex takes public transport: Rich guy that knows how to spend wisely.
Sinkie wears Rolex takes public transport: Poor loser poser trying so hard. no money still wear rolex, must be fake watch.

AMDK smoke self roll joint = Independent and cool to roll own cigarette. Maybe even *hint hint* always do that bad boy thing. SO COOL!!!!!!

Local smoke self roll joint = Poor and useless and uncivilized. Maybe jobless for many years so can't buy stick cigarettes. Maybe even EX-CONVICT. Maybe even DRUG ADDICT.

Amdk quarrel with sinkie = standing for what he believes for

Sinkie quarrel with amdk = Uneducated and no manners.

AMDK do nothing = spend time to reflect on oneself before embarking on the next journey

Sinkie do nothing = good for nothing, useless brat; only good at spending parent's money

AMDK compare = hardworking, seek improvements, learn gd things about others, attractive, charming

Sinkie compare = losers, whiners, dont wanna work hard whole day complain about how life is unfair

AMDK go jogging = healthy lifestyle
Sinkies go jogging = knn going for reservist & taking IPPT next month

Amdk sign on ~ protect country with honor, fit, manly, peacemaker, respectable, real combat expereince, serve with passion.

Sinkie sign on ~ unable to find job, paper warroir, buey kan, only bully nsf,

ADMK go fetch children = gender equality, responsible dad, must have affair with him and get pregnant with his child so as can carry on his good genes, must be having well-balanced good career and family life

Sinkie male go fetch children = must be go and beo XMM and therefore pedo zhang and must call police, must be jobless loser, must be beo MILFs and next time must bling pepper spray, single parent, must be want to Xian the childcare teacher and want to have affair with the teacher

AMDK work in F&B = upcoming F&B magnate, passion for F&B, excellent skills for F&B, next Gordon Ramsey, top graduate in the top culinary academy

Sinkie work in F&B = uneducated chao mat, destined to be low ranking unskilled worker till retirement, unable to get a good job elsewhere.

Amdk drives E-plate, nostalgic, vintage, expensive antique, appreciates history, satki, much be rich.
Locals drives E-plate, laopokkar, piece of scrap metal, no money buy car/coe, kiasu use junk until coe die/kowpung, xiasuay, better get banged.

AMDK look at girls = normal behaviour, must strip naked to let him see, jin man, jin charming, cassanova

Sinkie look at girls = molester, rapist, pervert

AMDK sit on floor = meditating, at peace with himself, peaceful and calm person

Pinoy sit on floor = gathering, picnic, socializing

Sinkie sit on floor = beggar, poor, uncivilized

Amdk spit: Air must be bad. Must be sick hope he gets better

Sinkie spit: Knn uncultured. Call police to fine him

AMDK = KKJ must be DK, lotsa moolah, fit fit tall tall, handsum, charismatic, gentleman, wear whatever attire also handsum (best if naked infront of girl all the time), Casanova

sinkie = no KKJ, no $$, katek katek, bui bui foreveralone, ugly, no charm, wear whatever attire also ugly (best is go and die), galfrens are left/right hands

AMDK fit, strong and nice bod = jin handsum, MMA fighter, bodybuilder, athlete, fitness instructor, pinnacle of health

Sinkie fit, strong and nice bod = LGBT group, nuff said. no life, no jod, spend all $$ on supplements and no savings, sell supplements for a living

AMDK attempt suicide = brave, living life dangerously and therefore jin charming, jin man, james bond, Jason bourne, must be artist and want to test out what is suicide all about, want to educate people that suicide is wrong

Sinkie male attempt suicide = siao lang, whole family must be IMH patients, chao loser, attempt suicide still cannot succeed, druggie, owe people debts

Dr.Vijay SPH wrote:AMDK look at girls = normal behaviour, must strip naked to let him see, jin man, jin charming, cassanova

Sinkie look at girls = molester, rapist, pervert

Wah this one really funnie... buay tahan manz...

UP CHIUR POINTS!!!

AMDK go clubbing = it's their culture, lifestyle. Sociable.
Sinkie go clubbing = go and kua charbor, sian charbor, looking for ONS.


AMDK whack children = discipline children, children are naughty
Sinkie whack children = KNN, child abuser, must report to police and STOMP


amdk surf forum = knowledgeable, hunger for knowledge, knows where to get info.
local surf forum = no life, useless, foreveralone, nothing to do.


AMDK wear tattered clothes = setting new trend, so cool
Sinkie wear tattered clothes = no money, beggar, jobless, stay out of my way


Angmoh ride motorbike = macho, cool, suave
Sinkie ride motorbike = poor, cannot afford car, low class, maybe is work as fastfood delivery man


Ang moh drink wine = classy, enjoy life
Sinkie drink beer = alcoholic, low class


amdk ride bicycle = free loving spirit, adventurous, love environment.
local ride bicycle = buay kan, no $$ buy car, boliao, buibui trying to lose weight.


Amdk go Thailand backpack = adventure loving, explorer
Sinkie go Thailand backpack = go find Thai chicken



AMDK eat at hawker = immersing in our culture, making an effort to integrate
Sinkie eat at hawker = Poor, cheapskate