[AMDK vs Sinkie] Share your views!!

Ang Mo send flirty messages = fun, kinky, girl texts back in similar kinky style

Local send flirty messages = crude, gross, bo liao, girls deletes messages with sender's number

Ang moh sees a cockroach on the ground and skips over it = love for animals, merciful, kind, gentle giant.

local skips over a cockroach on the ground = ball less humji useless bui bui. eat so big size, scared of a little insect, go army train for what?

Girl pays for ang mo = does it with a smile

Girl pays for local = does it with a frown and texts her acct number after the date

Wah shit, first edmw to hit >1000 post cows

Angmo goes to a party - Hey i know him (name)

Local goes to a party - Who is that person?

sinkie wear army attire in mrt = very smelly n disgusting. if sit down must stomp for 50 dollars

angmoh wear our army attire in mrt = cool and fashionable

Ang mo sleep in backpacker hotel = adventurous, adaptable

Local sleep in backpacker hotel = cheapo, hopeless

Amdk find cheekon = part of culture, sexually active, high sex drive, satisfying human basic need, man always like that, so cute.

Sinkie find cheekon = horny bastard, jerk, dirty, lack of self control over need, primitive, disgusting, hope kena std and forever cannot have sex

Amdk join grassroots = wanna contribute to community, sacrifice own time for the better of the community, noble act, wanna integrate

Sinkie join grassroots = up to no good, wanna get benefits, for networking, not genuinely wanna serve, wanna be the next mp and get rich

AMDK gives comment - constructive, taken into consideration

Sinkies give comment - not feasible, impractical. Don't give excuses. probably talk cock sing song NATO guy, no action all talk.

angmoh reads comics = cool, imaginative, inner child

local reads comics = childish, stupid, nerd, loser, geek, faggot, otaku

Ang Mo slaps a girl = he didnt mean it, just doing it on impulse or cos drunk, easily forgiven after a few sweet words

Local slaps a girl = wife beater, police report, stomped and put in EDMW

angmoh hold a girl by her waist when take photo = manly and a normal thing

sinkie hold a girl by her waist when take photo = tiko and trying to take advantage, time to lodge police report, contact stomp, aware, and then post of facebook for support likes and comments, and then spread to edmw.

angmoh talk loudly in public = manly and spontaneous

sinkie talk loudly in public = chao ah beng or father mother never teach manners

ang moh with chio GCP = pair made in heaven, prince and princess, perfect match.
local yandao with chio GCP = ah sia kia, player
local bui bui with chio GCP = her brother, GCP is les, bui bui toad want to eat swan meat.

local female celebrity marries AMDK and gets dumped = keep quiet, finds another AMDK or FT

local female celebrity marries local sinkies and divorces = make big hoo ha implying its husband's fault, no more local husband next time, blames ALL MEN are pathetic species.

Young Angmo with kids - must be successful, planned future ahead

Young Local with kids - Confirm Shotgun

HAPPENS AT WORK PLACE! TRUE STORY!

AMDK refuses to carry heavy load - Gets somebody over to help, team spirit: lets do it together! Teamwork!

Sinkie refuses to carry heavy load - Chao gu niangs, Be a MAN. Walks away. YOU DIE YOUR BUSINESS.

AMDK break law= innocent, got gut, innovative...get preferential treatment from garment with one country 2 law, get a shorter cane...

Sinkies break law= Guilty, deserve to be castrated, commits the most crime, whole family tio mark, get the longest whip for their butt...

AMDK jio girl out = Ohmygod yes yes must go, bua all over AMDK and spread legs wide wide

Sinkie jio girl out = Got ulterior motive? Must be desperate, act busy, and delay in committing to appointment.

AMDK asks for a date with any asian women - Let me think about it, I'll get back to you!
Sinkie asks for a date with any asian women - I'm not free. / Sorry, I'm already attached.

ang mo hit and run kill ppl, go away scot free..

local hit and run, license kangtong, jail plus fine, and probably gets sack from work.

HAPPENS AT MOI WORKPLACE. TRUE STORY.

AMDK asking the obvious - Funny, sarcastic but nice one man!

Sinkie asking the obvious - Idiot, bigot, loser.

when she give birth,

if come out angmoh = wah, so cute, so handsome, hair so nice

if come out local = wah, knn, not cute, waste money to raise him

..she will say all these to her local husband.

Saw this on EDMW old thread years ago... some novena mrt incident.

AMDK couple takes MRT with AMDK baby in pram. commuters smile and tries to touch baby, makes baby laugh, compliment AMDK couple.

after the next stop,

an indian couple also happen to board the train with baby in pram, nobody gives two shits.

amdk breathe = encourage photosynthesis
sinkie breathe = depleting oxygen for other life forms